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Chief Keef (Feat. Fat Trel) - Russian Roulette (Prod by Lex Luger)

GBE x Slutty Boyz visuals. Finally Rich should be dropping any day now..

Not only is Fat Trel one of the best active rappers..

Not only is he breaking barriers for chubby perverts around the world..

But the man literally looks like a tiger. Somehow. That makes Fat Trel one of the greatest things this world has to offer. 

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New batch of No Jumper posts

No longer spamming, but still making sure everyone continues to read No Jumper. We had a brief break there for the last five days or so, and I retreated to my tumblr after some old man yelled at me. Thanks.

We’re back now, with a new batch of posts as well as our new editor: B. Michael Payne. He’s a great guy and an even better writer (..wait), and you should definitely follow his tumblr here. Also, shout outs to Thun for acting as a mentor to me during my these rough times and my homies for wiping away the tears (pause) caused by perpetually-angry bloggers.

KD - G-Fluid
Main Attrakionz - Blackberry Ku$h
Tony Yayo - Gunpowder Guru 3
Casey Veggies - Sleeping In Class
Ace Hood: Industry Cockroach

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Wiz Khalifa - Cabin Fever (Taylor Gang/Atlantic, 2011)
With no promotion and no release date to be heard of, Wiz Khalifa finally released his year-long delayed Cabin Fever today, a mixtape I thought was nothing more than a myth at one point. After the incredible marketing plan behind Kush & Orange Juice, and the fact that Wiz has the number one song in the country, I was absolutely shocked by this when I came home and turned on my laptop. I’ve been wondering about its status as a release lately, especially after Taylor Gang dropped and carried the same vibe as the title track present here, which was first released in an unmastered form in February of 2010. I’m pleased to say (for myself, maybe not so much you) that Cabin Fever is nine tracks featuring that same signature 808s and bass-heavy aesthetic.
Lex Luger produced a large chunk of this mixtape, which may not sit well with those who weren’t feeling their first collaboration. Personally, I approve of Taylor Gang, and I think their union here, although not perfect, is certainly interesting. Wiz is more capable of riding a Lex beat than Kanye, Jay, or French Montana, but he’s certainly not tailor-fitted (no pun) for it. I don’t think he ever becomes overwhelmed by the production despite the stark contrast between his delivery and the instrumentals that Lex provided here - he’ll never be able to master the Zen of Luger, or get in Lex’s lexicon (PAUSE?), but as far as I’m concerned he’s more than sufficient enough and the final product sounds quite good.
Drumma Boy also makes an appearance hear, adding the left-field intro Phone Numbers which features a dope Trae verse and a intolerable Big Sean verse. After hearing Sean’s verses here (he also appears on Gang Bang, which is pretty great aside from Sean’s attrocious rapping), I’m pretty deadset on crowning Sean as one of the worst rappers alive. It’s just so awkward hearing him try to rap over these bass-heavy instrumentals, raising his voice to a pitch that resembles a foreign language teacher cursing at a student in a shitty teen movie. Thankfully, Wiz has some other guests here, including the promising young Chevy Woods who I am not familiar with outside of his three features here, all of which stand well on their own. Wiz is actually bringing back some of his original humor on some of these tracks, such as the one that breaks away from the formula of this tape the most, Middle Of U; at one point, Wiz spits smoking loud weed, yeah that Leonidas. Come on, that’s fucking clever.
This isn’t Wiz’s best tape, but it’s certainly one of hist most consistent. It’s targeted at a very niche audience, but at a short nine tracks and with plenty of great beats and some genuinely good rapping from Wiz in spots (as well as Chevy, Juicy J, and Trae), Cabin Fever is definitely worth your time.
Tracklist x Production Credits (by request)1. Phone Numbers (feat. Trae and Big Sean) (prod. Drumma Boy)2. Cabin Fever (prod. ??? - I wish I knew, it’s hardbody [do kids still say that? pause])3. GangBang (feat. Big Sean) (prod. Lex Luger)4. Errday (feat. Juicy J) (prod. Lex Luger)5. Taylor Gang (feat. Chevy Woods) (prod. Lex Luger)6. Hustlin’ (prod. Lex Luger)7. Middle Of U (feat. Chevy Woods) (prod. ??? - it’s definitely not Lex - OR IS IT? I’m hoping no. Could it be Johnny Juliano?)8. WTF (prod. Lex Luger)9. Homicide (feat. Chevy Woods) (prod. Justice League? I heard a “Justice” tag, and I don’t think it’s the French-dance band)

Wiz Khalifa - Cabin Fever (Taylor Gang/Atlantic, 2011)

With no promotion and no release date to be heard of, Wiz Khalifa finally released his year-long delayed Cabin Fever today, a mixtape I thought was nothing more than a myth at one point. After the incredible marketing plan behind Kush & Orange Juice, and the fact that Wiz has the number one song in the country, I was absolutely shocked by this when I came home and turned on my laptop. I’ve been wondering about its status as a release lately, especially after Taylor Gang dropped and carried the same vibe as the title track present here, which was first released in an unmastered form in February of 2010. I’m pleased to say (for myself, maybe not so much you) that Cabin Fever is nine tracks featuring that same signature 808s and bass-heavy aesthetic.

Lex Luger produced a large chunk of this mixtape, which may not sit well with those who weren’t feeling their first collaboration. Personally, I approve of Taylor Gang, and I think their union here, although not perfect, is certainly interesting. Wiz is more capable of riding a Lex beat than Kanye, Jay, or French Montana, but he’s certainly not tailor-fitted (no pun) for it. I don’t think he ever becomes overwhelmed by the production despite the stark contrast between his delivery and the instrumentals that Lex provided here - he’ll never be able to master the Zen of Luger, or get in Lex’s lexicon (PAUSE?), but as far as I’m concerned he’s more than sufficient enough and the final product sounds quite good.

Drumma Boy also makes an appearance hear, adding the left-field intro Phone Numbers which features a dope Trae verse and a intolerable Big Sean verse. After hearing Sean’s verses here (he also appears on Gang Bang, which is pretty great aside from Sean’s attrocious rapping), I’m pretty deadset on crowning Sean as one of the worst rappers alive. It’s just so awkward hearing him try to rap over these bass-heavy instrumentals, raising his voice to a pitch that resembles a foreign language teacher cursing at a student in a shitty teen movie. Thankfully, Wiz has some other guests here, including the promising young Chevy Woods who I am not familiar with outside of his three features here, all of which stand well on their own. Wiz is actually bringing back some of his original humor on some of these tracks, such as the one that breaks away from the formula of this tape the most, Middle Of U; at one point, Wiz spits smoking loud weed, yeah that Leonidas. Come on, that’s fucking clever.

This isn’t Wiz’s best tape, but it’s certainly one of hist most consistent. It’s targeted at a very niche audience, but at a short nine tracks and with plenty of great beats and some genuinely good rapping from Wiz in spots (as well as Chevy, Juicy J, and Trae), Cabin Fever is definitely worth your time.

Tracklist x Production Credits (by request)
1. Phone Numbers (feat. Trae and Big Sean) (prod. Drumma Boy)
2. Cabin Fever (prod. ??? - I wish I knew, it’s hardbody [do kids still say that? pause])
3. GangBang (feat. Big Sean) (prod. Lex Luger)
4. Errday (feat. Juicy J) (prod. Lex Luger)
5. Taylor Gang (feat. Chevy Woods) (prod. Lex Luger)
6. Hustlin’ (prod. Lex Luger)
7. Middle Of U (feat. Chevy Woods) (prod. ??? - it’s definitely not Lex - OR IS IT? I’m hoping no. Could it be Johnny Juliano?)
8. WTF (prod. Lex Luger)
9. Homicide (feat. Chevy Woods) (prod. Justice League? I heard a “Justice” tag, and I don’t think it’s the French-dance band)

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Brick Squad - Brick Squad Mafia (1017 Brick Squad/So Icey Ent., 2011)
If there’s ever been a problem with Young Jeezy’s U.S.D.A. outlet, it’s the fact that none of the rappers involved, sans Jeezy, are polarizing figures in their own right. Blood Raw came close to fascinating at times due to his hoarse voice, but he certainly wasn’t bringing anything more than that to the table. Slick Pulla is often credited by CTE-Stans as the second coming of Jeezy - however, Slick has always been little more than a Southern rapper who wants to be a low-tier New York rapper, his style more remiscent of someone like Maino or Red Cafe than any of his peers. Boo and 211? It’s hard to even make a case for them - they are essentially just shells of rappers that don’t really exist.
Young Jeezy’s recent CTE Or Nothing tape was full of big hooks and bigger beats, but it was still lacking in variety and sheer entertainment value. This is the same thing Jeezy’s projects have been lacking since TOD2, which received heavy mixed criticism itself (I myself thought it was fantastic). CTE or Nothing is certainly better than 1000 Grams and Last Laugh, and could’ve been something special as a TM103 prcuersor if it didn’t feature his collection of dull weed carriers. Jeezy himself can hardly save his own career these days, having had it wrecked by Gucci and Ross indirectly; now is certainly not the time to be putting on the rest of the crew. CTE Or Nothing is full of almost identical bangers, the mood and quality of each song resting on Jeezy’s laurels alone.
I say this now because Brick Squad is so superior as a collective, and on their very first official release, at a time where people’re claiming their leader is falling to his horrific drug addiction, they release a project that shits all over their direct competition and makes a case for Brick Squad being one of the best collectives overall in hip-hop today. While Jeezy’s crew is full of bland trappers with little to no personality, even the bottom of the totem-pole rappers present in Brick Squad are captivating figures. YG Hootie (who released the rather uneven Fonk Love tape a few days ago) shows that with the proper grooming he can find his way up the ranks of Brick Squad quite quickly if he keeps improving. The other lower members (Papa Smurf, Ice Burgundy) are slightly indistinguishable, but they never detract from the project. Frenchie is still solid as always, providing a strictly New York approach to everything he touches. Slim Dunkin is quickly becoming one of the stronger, more consistent members of Brick Squad, and his sporadic appearances here are all great. Wooh Da Kid absolutely spazzes on everywhere he appears, raising the energy to a level that only Waka could top. Waka, who, aside from Gucci (who handles most of the hooks), acts as chorus man for the most part, only appearing on about half the tape, but certainly going in wherever he appears. Unfortunately, OJ is nowhere to be found, and his stupid fruity swag is missing.
Gucci still hasn’t returned to prime-form, but he’s not quite as disoriented as he was on his recent solo outing, Gucci 2 Times (which certainly isn’t one of Gucci’s best projects, but I still don’t think it’s nearly as flawed as others have made it out to be). His hook-writing abilities have certainly have returned, as Transformers reminisces to the line of forgotten cartoon-influenced songs he was creating in 08/09 (Nickelodeon/Super Hero mainly). Elsewhere he’s crooning on the strip club joint Immature, with the help of some autotune, while adding his somber croak to the almost remorseful Gangbangin’. His verses still make him appear disinterested at times, especially when he shares the same space with someone like Wooh as he does on We Takin’ Bricks. However, he absolutely destroys his verse on Immature, takes Fly Away back to his EA Sportscenter days, and bounces in and out of Mouth Full of Gold with the nimble flow he’s become known for by his admirers.
The beat selection, hanlded by Lex Luger and Southside mostly, is surprisingly varied. Gang Bangin’ is a melancholic track that finds the Brick Squad boys recounting their days on the block, but unlike the menacing synths found on heat-rocks like Everything Bricksquad, this beat is drenched in regret. Fuck Ya Talkin’ ‘Bout is very celebratory; reminiscent of DJ Toomp’s better works, and features Waka’s shining moment on the mixtape. Pole is a strip club anthem that will cause more precipation in the joints than Travis Porter (pause), and Immature sounds like it absolutely needs to dominate the radio waves in South and Mid-West.
What could’ve easily been a thrown-together, rushed project full of DGB-leaks from the past couple months ended up being something far more than I think most of us were expecting. While Brick Squad may never get the proper attention they deserve as a group, their ability to continually put out quality music for their core fanbase is what keeps those same fans so loyal, and it’s the reason Gucci’s name is still buzzing in 2011 while Jeezy can’t even get his record label to give TM103 a solid release date.

Brick Squad - Brick Squad Mafia (1017 Brick Squad/So Icey Ent., 2011)

If there’s ever been a problem with Young Jeezy’s U.S.D.A. outlet, it’s the fact that none of the rappers involved, sans Jeezy, are polarizing figures in their own right. Blood Raw came close to fascinating at times due to his hoarse voice, but he certainly wasn’t bringing anything more than that to the table. Slick Pulla is often credited by CTE-Stans as the second coming of Jeezy - however, Slick has always been little more than a Southern rapper who wants to be a low-tier New York rapper, his style more remiscent of someone like Maino or Red Cafe than any of his peers. Boo and 211? It’s hard to even make a case for them - they are essentially just shells of rappers that don’t really exist.

Young Jeezy’s recent CTE Or Nothing tape was full of big hooks and bigger beats, but it was still lacking in variety and sheer entertainment value. This is the same thing Jeezy’s projects have been lacking since TOD2, which received heavy mixed criticism itself (I myself thought it was fantastic). CTE or Nothing is certainly better than 1000 Grams and Last Laugh, and could’ve been something special as a TM103 prcuersor if it didn’t feature his collection of dull weed carriers. Jeezy himself can hardly save his own career these days, having had it wrecked by Gucci and Ross indirectly; now is certainly not the time to be putting on the rest of the crew. CTE Or Nothing is full of almost identical bangers, the mood and quality of each song resting on Jeezy’s laurels alone.

I say this now because Brick Squad is so superior as a collective, and on their very first official release, at a time where people’re claiming their leader is falling to his horrific drug addiction, they release a project that shits all over their direct competition and makes a case for Brick Squad being one of the best collectives overall in hip-hop today. While Jeezy’s crew is full of bland trappers with little to no personality, even the bottom of the totem-pole rappers present in Brick Squad are captivating figures. YG Hootie (who released the rather uneven Fonk Love tape a few days ago) shows that with the proper grooming he can find his way up the ranks of Brick Squad quite quickly if he keeps improving. The other lower members (Papa Smurf, Ice Burgundy) are slightly indistinguishable, but they never detract from the project. Frenchie is still solid as always, providing a strictly New York approach to everything he touches. Slim Dunkin is quickly becoming one of the stronger, more consistent members of Brick Squad, and his sporadic appearances here are all great. Wooh Da Kid absolutely spazzes on everywhere he appears, raising the energy to a level that only Waka could top. Waka, who, aside from Gucci (who handles most of the hooks), acts as chorus man for the most part, only appearing on about half the tape, but certainly going in wherever he appears. Unfortunately, OJ is nowhere to be found, and his stupid fruity swag is missing.

Gucci still hasn’t returned to prime-form, but he’s not quite as disoriented as he was on his recent solo outing, Gucci 2 Times (which certainly isn’t one of Gucci’s best projects, but I still don’t think it’s nearly as flawed as others have made it out to be). His hook-writing abilities have certainly have returned, as Transformers reminisces to the line of forgotten cartoon-influenced songs he was creating in 08/09 (Nickelodeon/Super Hero mainly). Elsewhere he’s crooning on the strip club joint Immature, with the help of some autotune, while adding his somber croak to the almost remorseful Gangbangin’. His verses still make him appear disinterested at times, especially when he shares the same space with someone like Wooh as he does on We Takin’ Bricks. However, he absolutely destroys his verse on Immature, takes Fly Away back to his EA Sportscenter days, and bounces in and out of Mouth Full of Gold with the nimble flow he’s become known for by his admirers.

The beat selection, hanlded by Lex Luger and Southside mostly, is surprisingly varied. Gang Bangin’ is a melancholic track that finds the Brick Squad boys recounting their days on the block, but unlike the menacing synths found on heat-rocks like Everything Bricksquad, this beat is drenched in regret. Fuck Ya Talkin’ ‘Bout is very celebratory; reminiscent of DJ Toomp’s better works, and features Waka’s shining moment on the mixtape. Pole is a strip club anthem that will cause more precipation in the joints than Travis Porter (pause), and Immature sounds like it absolutely needs to dominate the radio waves in South and Mid-West.

What could’ve easily been a thrown-together, rushed project full of DGB-leaks from the past couple months ended up being something far more than I think most of us were expecting. While Brick Squad may never get the proper attention they deserve as a group, their ability to continually put out quality music for their core fanbase is what keeps those same fans so loyal, and it’s the reason Gucci’s name is still buzzing in 2011 while Jeezy can’t even get his record label to give TM103 a solid release date.

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Kanye West & Jay-Z - H.A.M. (Def Jam, 2011)

This song has once again brought out my negative nature; not the song itself, but the reaction towards it. I keep reading these c-section comments (I know, I’m asking for fruit-fly stupidity and sheepish antics), and seeing these quotes that frustrate me; “beat’s wack,” “Kanye and Jay are too good for Lex Luger,” “this sounds like every other Lex Luger beat.” How many of the ignoramuses that wrote this ever even heard a Lex Luger beat, let alone more than a handful? With the exception of Lex’s signature drum-kit, this sounds absolutely nothing like anything he’s done up until this point. When Lex co-produced the forgettable See Me Now with Tudda, I remember talking about how I hope that Lex took something away from that session, as some more sampling and layering could do wonders for his career as a producer. Lex comes back here with one of the most chaotic pieces of music he’s orchestrated in his career; fully equipped with a gothic choir that should’ve probably been reserved for The Four Horsemen of Apocalypse descending to earth. This shit is damn near beautiful in all its chaos; the final minute of this, which is strictly instrumental, shines brighter than both Kanye and Jay’s verses.

Which leads me to those “Ye and Hov are too good for Lex” comments - motherfucker, did you even listen to the song? Yeezy’s verse is rather lazy; he admittedly borrowed that Rick Ross flow for this song, and he doesn’t have nearly a strong enough barritone to match the bass and trebble of the beat. I’m not sure if this song is properly mastered; but Kanye’s vocals are kinda drowning amidst Lex’s church organs and strings. Jay’s verse is an improvement from Tudda’s, as he goes in on this verse, genuinely shining over a Lex Luger beat, something I thought was virtually impossible. Jay actually has traces of hunger in his voice; he was probably doubting himself as much as the rest of us when we got wind that Hov was about to hop on a Lex Luger beat. Thankfully, he turned it up a notch, and delivered a great verse, which is always welcoming in his old age.

Admittedly, I was waiting for a Waka verse the entire time I knew I wasn’t going to receive.

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Triple C’s - Walking On Water (Maybach Music, 2010)

WE GON RISE ON THE SEVENTH DAY AND BALLLLLL!

This is probably the best song of 2010 that I didn’t hear until 2011. Despite knowing of its existence, reasons that escape me I hadn’t heard this song until Gunplay’s new Inglorious Bastard tape dropped the other day. Saying that, it maybe the best Lex/Rawse collaboration of that year, and it might even contain Ricky’s best verse. Maybe not in written terms, but when the Bawse drops the line Holy Ghost; that’s my Ferrari nigga/once you step on my toes YOU CAN’T SAY SORRY NIGGA I get a case of the chills. That’s one Makavelian (yes, that’s the proper spelling in this case) use of anger here; Ricky’s voice rings like the Lord’s Hisself.

Of course, after that, the other members of Triple C’s chime in, doing well enough, although never outshining Ricky, until Gunplay decides to show up and attack the police on the final verse, calling them a bunch of Porky Pig’s, and then asking to feed the apes. Although not as potent as his CEO’s verse, Gunplay’s short burst of energy and flare put this track over the top as one of the best uses of a Lex Luger beat done to day.

The fact that Ricky found some connection between the biblical and cooked-coke-crack that hasn’t been touched on before is surprising; the fact that he spends the majority of his song finding similarties to Jesus H. Christ is just wonderful.

also, the cover for this single. A beautiful thing.

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Rappers…

stop fucking freestyling over BMF and Hard In The Paint.

Especially if you’re lyrically lyrical. Lex’s beats just aren’t for you; you sound so awkward trying to ride a beat this humongous. I’m looking at you, Joell and Crooked; don’t even get me started on Lupe’s backpack rendition of BMF.

Or, if you’re Slim Thug, Curren$y, Yo Gotti, French Montana, or any other blog-famous street rapper, stop: please. I love ya’ll, but stop; you’re all just ripping off Waka and Ross’ flows on those tracks, respectively. I don’t need to hear the Memphis or New York rendition of Officer Ricky’s hit, nor do I want to hear them. Just let the originals live and let die.

I can’t believe people are still rapping over these beats in November, and the quality of the rappers freestyling over these beats is only slumping further (Tyga? Rock City?). Both of these songs got popular over the summer, but Ross’ song came out in the Spring and Waka’s came out well over a year ago. The fact that I’m still listening to Hard In The Paint to this day (despite the fact I’ve heard a good 400-500 times since SMOSM2) is a testament to how timeless that song is; I don’t fuck with any of these goddamn freestyles anymore though, simply because you guys can’t top Waka on this type of instrumental.

If you want to rap over a Lex Luger beat, buy one. Ya fucking lowlifes.

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Project Pat (feat. Lil Reno & BPZ) - Salute You (Hypnotized Minds, 2010)

It’s been slow lately, hence all the photos and old songs. Here’s something new from THAT NIGGA LEX LUGER and Project Pataaaaaaaaaaahhh, as well as some white dude named Lil Reno who kinda sounds like Vinnie Paz meets Bone Crusher *cringes* and a dude named BPZ who I’m pretty sure is a crackhead; he also handles chorus duties. Three 6 has been so quiet lately, at least in the mainstream, while steadily cranking out Mystic Stylez-esque shit on the internet, where they’ve become most relevant. Project Pat has always been that weird crossover for HCP, being one of the first Southern rappers that hipsters and ironic heads alike both fell in awe over, for one reason or another. Pat sounds great hear on Lex’s signature production, but these other guys are hot garbage.

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Gucci Mane - Chop It Up (prod. Lex Luger)

Gucci Mane - Chop It Up (prod. Lex Luger) (1017 Brick Squad, 2010)

So, you know, Gucci almost never gives us any Lex Luger produced tracks; he’s appeared on three so far, and of those one was new (To Be Loved) and two were remixes (Hard In The Paint & MC Hammer). So here Gucci is, rapping over Torture Rack Shawty’s production, and it’s a beat that’s over a year old; the same beat that was used on OJ Da Juiceman’s Early Mornin’ Trappin’. Back in the day (07/08, if you wanna call that “the day”) Gucci and Juice using the same instrumental (usually from Zaytoven) was common practice, and both of them took unique prospectives on the same beat. Needless to say, this isn’t Early Mornin’ Trappin’ - from a technical aspect, it’s far better (obviously) than anything OJ has done. It does kinda lack the energy of the original, but OJ in 2009 was far more animated than Gucci is here in 2010. We call that the effects of drugs, kids. Regardless of that, Chop It Up is nice, but I can’t help but feel like I already wore the fuck out of this song when Alaska In Atlanta came out. At least when Gucci and Juice used to share the same Zay beats, they usually came out within the same year. This song lacks the punch that it once had.

Which makes me wonder, why doesn’t Gucci use Lex’s beats more often? He obviously sounds great on them, as Lex is essentially just a denser, more aggressive Shawty Redd. Yet of the four times he’s been featured on one, I’ve already played the original version out the point that a remix (or reimagining, as seen here) is pretty pointless.

Yet here I am, saying this, on my third listen. Oh well, download it, and pray that Gucci uses those beat tapes Lex keeps sending them when he gets them instead of a year later.

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Waka Flocka Flame - Bustin’ At Em (1017 Brick Squad/Warner, 2010)

Here’s the video for the glass-shattering, trunk-rattling introductory track from Waka Flocka Flame’s tour de force, Flockaveli. It’s part No Country For Men, part Matrix, and part Muppet Babies. Apparently Flocka’s dreads are going to replace Kevlar for bullet proof vests, as shells simply reflect off of Waka here; also, Fozzie Bear lives on, and even does a dance for at towards the end. Seriously, how many gangsta rap videos can you say featured a cameo from an animated diamond-encrusted golden Fozzie Bear pendant riverdancing?

All I do is get Brain, you can call me Pinky