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The Throne - Otis (Def Jam, 2011)

I think this video speaks volumes to me about Tumblr’s counter-culture aesthetic. It’s the first music video off of the most anticipated album of the year, and not a single person posted it on my dashboard in the past 24 hours. Not even to say anything bad about it. Is that because it’s particularily uninteresting or because the video’s too happy and fun to really hate?

I didn’t like Otis when it first came out. It was only the second song to be revealed from the album, and it felt like Jay and Ye’s present to the old heads, yo. You know, our mortal enemies. Yet as time went on, the combination of Jay and Ye’s back and forth (they finish eachother’s bars!) and that bassline had won me over. Much like the video for Lil Wayne and Rick Ross’s similarly-named-after-a-deceased-singer John converted many people into fans of that piece of shit, this video turned me into a believer.

The energy’s just so positive; based, even. The fact they they’re deconstructing a Maybach in front of our eyes while winking to the camera is absolutely hilarious to me, too; it pretty much addresses most of the critics’ complaints without uttering a single word. Arrogant, smug, cash coming out of their asses (pause). Yep, that’s pretty much the foundation of this album, and they know it.

s/o to Aziz Ansari for appearing to cheese for those all too brief three seconds.

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The Throne - Illest Motherfucker Alive (Def Jam, 2011)

So, Watch The Throne was released little more than a day ago and it had the internet goin’ nutz (© Paul Wall, 2005). Lots of people wrote reviews about the album only a few hours removed from its release, and some bloggers started writing those reviews before they’d even heard the album. No one needs to, or should, write about this album, yet I have thought about it enough and digested the content to the point that I feel the need to dispose of it in some form. What comes next maybe diarrhea in text form.

First, the song featured, Illest Motherfucker Alive, is the “hidden song” that bridges the gap between the standard and deluxe versions of the album. It’s produced by Waka Flocka’s main contributor, Southside, along with additional work done by Kanye himself and his personal MPC carrier, Rap-A-Lot legend Mike Dean. Like H.A.M, this is clearly part of the first incarnation of Watch The Throne (apparently there were three different versions of this album before the conclusive one); one which, from the sounds of it, aimed to be an art-house Flockaveli. Which is an incredibly interesting idea, far more intriguing than the final product could ever hope to be, but I digress. This is the castle music Jay and Ye promised to bring us when the project was announced.

When you take Southside’s 808s and sprinkle them with Kanye’s bells, whistles,  and church choirs, expertly mixed by Mike Dean, you get something that transcends the sum of all its parts and stands as a strong entry both Ye and Jay’s discography. At least from a production standpoint; the rapping, like many others places on the album, aims too high and falls into complacent territory. Kanye names off every famous Russell he knows with no connection other than their being famous, being Russell and knowing Kanye, while Jay name-checks Michael Jordan, The Beatles, Robert De Niro, AND Scarface all in perhaps the most cliche verse he’s ever written. But you know what? It works. Watch The Throne just .. fucking works, despite and in spite of everything it has going for it and against it.

The album presents a lot to work with when it comes to writing, but it doesn’t really make itself all that interesting to write about. Writing about this album almost feels obligatory, like there’s some sense of obligation that comes with this release just because it’s Kanye and Jay. The same can be said about both Jay and Kanye at this point in their careers - the idea of their albums are far more interesting than the actual content. But does that make Watch The Throne bad? Do we need innovative techniques and profound content to really enjoy music?

Watch The Throne is The Hangover 2 of albums, if I can give a recent example. A wholly enjoyable experience that I find myself returning to frequently, but I never walk away from it with anything. It’s a hell of a ride while it lasts, but you forget it the instant it’s over until you get the itch to revisit again. Like The Hangover 2, both of these projects’ success can be solely attributed to their creators’ previous triumphs, and despite the industry standards and cloned ideas each present, they still remain feel good experiences. Perhaps because each was given a bottomless budget, and their creators have enough talent to create something enjoyable when they’re coasting on their laurels alone.

Album of the year? Nah. Classic? Definitely not. But does that really matter? Watch The Throne’s impact may not exceed its own boundaries, but it’s satisfying for the moment, and that’s all life is a series of.

And yes, I’d still rather Observe The Ferraris.

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Kanye West & Jay-Z - H.A.M. (Def Jam, 2011)

This song has once again brought out my negative nature; not the song itself, but the reaction towards it. I keep reading these c-section comments (I know, I’m asking for fruit-fly stupidity and sheepish antics), and seeing these quotes that frustrate me; “beat’s wack,” “Kanye and Jay are too good for Lex Luger,” “this sounds like every other Lex Luger beat.” How many of the ignoramuses that wrote this ever even heard a Lex Luger beat, let alone more than a handful? With the exception of Lex’s signature drum-kit, this sounds absolutely nothing like anything he’s done up until this point. When Lex co-produced the forgettable See Me Now with Tudda, I remember talking about how I hope that Lex took something away from that session, as some more sampling and layering could do wonders for his career as a producer. Lex comes back here with one of the most chaotic pieces of music he’s orchestrated in his career; fully equipped with a gothic choir that should’ve probably been reserved for The Four Horsemen of Apocalypse descending to earth. This shit is damn near beautiful in all its chaos; the final minute of this, which is strictly instrumental, shines brighter than both Kanye and Jay’s verses.

Which leads me to those “Ye and Hov are too good for Lex” comments - motherfucker, did you even listen to the song? Yeezy’s verse is rather lazy; he admittedly borrowed that Rick Ross flow for this song, and he doesn’t have nearly a strong enough barritone to match the bass and trebble of the beat. I’m not sure if this song is properly mastered; but Kanye’s vocals are kinda drowning amidst Lex’s church organs and strings. Jay’s verse is an improvement from Tudda’s, as he goes in on this verse, genuinely shining over a Lex Luger beat, something I thought was virtually impossible. Jay actually has traces of hunger in his voice; he was probably doubting himself as much as the rest of us when we got wind that Hov was about to hop on a Lex Luger beat. Thankfully, he turned it up a notch, and delivered a great verse, which is always welcoming in his old age.

Admittedly, I was waiting for a Waka verse the entire time I knew I wasn’t going to receive.

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Kanye West (feat. Rick Ross, Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj & Bon Iver) - Monster (Def Jam, 2010)

Kanye West, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, and Monster have been written about to the point that I feel filfthy merely putting out words about this video - and I feel like most of my peers have as well, due to the fact that no one has said anything of remote value about this unfinished version of Kanye’s long-awaited Monster video since it leaked nearly a week ago. Maybe the Holiday season distracted us, but the fact that few words have been spilled about it since then is rather unsettling; especially considering the fact that this is probably the most interesting music video, at least in my perspective, since .. I really don’t even know.

The thing that’s so fantastic about this video is how it leaves so much more to talk about than the music at hand. I’d rather not discuss how Nicki delivered the verse of the year anymore; I’m tired of ecstaticly raving about Kanye’s use of Egyptian-imagery boiling down the pinnacle of it all with that Sarcophagus line. Even Jay-Z’s Count Dracula verse has been long spoken about due to its seemingly awkward placing here; I’d rather talk about the fact that Justin Bieber, or a JB-clone, makes a cameo in this video laying dead on a kitchen countertop as two zombie-models disembowel him. I’d rather discuss the fact that Rick Ross only has two quick scenes here, and he’s probably the highlight of it for me; appearing in the beginning with his verse heard over his silent-host character in the video, and then, closing the door to a room where we can only assume he’s about to commit some disgusting fat-man necrophiliac-travesties in. That type of shit makes me and my morbid sense of humor squeel like a pig given a fresh batch of shit to devour.

What about Jay’s completely oblivious reaction to his entire setting? He’s the only character in this video who doesn’t interact with the world, only recognizing that there’s a dead corpse behind him out of the corner of his eye after he delivers his verse in his best Angus Grimm suit, straight out of the Phantasm. What about Kanye’s mix of designer-clothing and horror that harken back to American Psycho far more than his Love Lockdown video ever did? At one point, with these large, designer gloves on his hands, we see Kanye reciting the chorus to Monster, tapping his foot non-chalantly as he carries a decapitated head in his free hand. Also, a severed hands lays on a staircase with an in-joke that may not be captured on first viewing.

Nicki, again, has been the only thing really spoken about in this video, and as a red-blooded males, it’s understandable; when her S&M alter-ego starts grinding on her pink-wigged, thick-ass give ‘em whiplash Alice In Wonderland alter-ego, it’s hard to really remember anything else that’s taken place in the video. However, her part is far from the most interesting, and sexually-explicit things in the video; there are plenty of models everywhere else doing far more interesting stuff, like the one in the beginning of the video, who is, you know, hanging by a chain, feet dangling beneath her as Bon Iver wails away.

I haven’t covered nearly everything that makes this Monster video great; but damn does it bring out the horror-movie nerd in me.

Sidenote: stop trying to talk about the social commentary going on in this video; it’s a fucking rap music video. Bringing up feminish and female self-empowerment because of the images portrayed in this video is just a bit silly. Also, no, that Muppets remix is not nearly as good as this. It’s funny, but no. Stop letting other peoples opinions influence your own, especially when those people are fucking Perez Hilton.

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YAYODANCING :: BEST OF 2010

I haven’t written much lately. I hope this makes up for it.

Albums:

1. Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy :: Kanye’s fifth album in six years is his most fully realized to date; an epic prog-rock inspired album full of songs that often go onto long, but never feel cluttered. This is going to be many writers’ number one, and with perfect reason.

2. Waka Flocka Flame - Flockaveli :: Flockaveli isn’t shocking or profound, and it isn’t likely to leave listeners and bystanders (so) appalled; but it harkens back to the days when hip-hop albums had that type of effect on people. Lex Luger and Waka Flocka are the perfect producer/rapper duo in 2010, and on Flockaveli, they could do no wrong. An almost flawless debut, and a personal, biased favorite.

3. Domo Genesis - Rolling Papers :: If I could place BASTARD here, I would, but it’d be unfair as it was released in the tailend of 2009; Domo’s Rolling Papers is the most fully realized project to come out of the OFWGKTA camp this year, as EARL was too short in length and Blackenedwhite was a rather bumpy, though exciting ride. Domo is looked at as one of the weaker links of Odd Future, but he’s easily my third favorite behind the Tyler and his brother; he has an effortless cool that more seasoned veterans like Gucci and Curren$y possess, despite being a stoner-rap staple, he has a wonderful idea of conceptual songs.

4. Diddy-Dirty Money - Last Train To Paris :: I honestly don’t care how anyone feels about Diddy as a person or an artist (he mooches off his dead best friend, hypes up rappers long past their initial due date, doesn’t write or produce his own music), he consistently releases great albums, and Last Train To Paris is one of his strongest yet. It’s not heavy on rapping, but the little bit that is here is competent enough, and the ensemble cast that Diddy gathered to feature really take this album to extra lengths. The production is just masterful; this weird little electro-hop album is one of the most refreshing things I’ve heard all year.

5. Curren$y - Pilot Talk :: Pilot Talk II may’ve found more praise amongst my circle of bloggers, but Pilot Talk is far more appealing to me than the good, but flawed follow-up. Curren$y’s pen game might not be a sharp on the predecessor, but his presence here is nearly unmatchable; making rhymes about eating chips and playing NBA2K sound as glorious as they ever have, all whilst admiring the view from his hotel suite. Ski Beats provided a lush layout for his stoner-charm, and this became the feel good album of the summer.

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Kanye West (feat. Talib Kweli & Consequence) - Chain Heavy (G.O.O.D. Music, 2010)

I am the day Ice Cube met Michael Jackson

I’ve seen a lot of people ask why this was excluded from My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, and the answer is simple: it doesn’t fit. For the same reason that See Me Now (which is only mediocre in reality) and Mama’s Boyfriend (we haven’t heard that yet, but it won’t be long) didn’t make the cut, this song doesn’t fit on the album sonically or conceptually. Even though Kanye’s lyrics were clearly recorded with the same mindset of MBDTW (they try to tell me my chain broke the levee, cause it’s flooded), with everyone blaming Kanye for all of America’s problems (something that’s sadly portrayed as true by a lot of media outlets), but I think Kanye’s probably defending himself too much on this song to fit on the self-aware affair that is his album.

Kanye’s still excellent here though, spitting some of the funniest shit you’re gonna hear this side of the Based God (Don Cheadle time! Get extra black on ‘em!), and the overall idea of a song semi-based off Kanye’s gigantic chain is awesome to me. Talib and Cons ride shotgun, and Talib drops his usual sixteen, nothing wrong with it but nothing really noteworthy either. Consequence on the other hand proves why he’s still one of the best guest features on G.O.O.D. Music, as he borrows his Gone flow, to spit a verse using all the definitions of chain he can in conjuction with it. His cousin, Q-Tip, produces the beat, which samples some song I’ve never heard of but immediately reminds me of the spaceship title screen from the beginning of Ed Wood.

This is one of the six G.O.O.D. Fridays released so far I intend on keeping on my harddrive, so props to everyone involved here.

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Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy [REVIEW]

I’m not gonna be able to dazzle you with the same vocabulary that the writers of The New York Times possess, or the grandiose-knowledge of the recording process, including all the instrumentation in each element of the song, or the nature of how it was engineered. I can’t make allusions to how this album is Kanye West’s tour de force, or compare it to other masterpieces released from artists outside of hip-hop and their greatest pieces of creative expression. I don’t know where most of these samples originate (really, that’s Aphex Twin on Blame Game? You expect me to actually have heard a King Crimson song before Power?), but I can give you the average person’s view on My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, as long as the average person is a 22 year old rap nerd from Pennsylvania who still remembers Kanye as the guy who spit and I still ain’t grow up, I’m a grown ass kid on Through The Wire six years ago.

It feels longer than that; it feels like Kanye West has been a wrecking ball of pop-culture for longer than the mere six years he’s been a solo artist, and no, I’m not including his pre-College Dropout career in that equation either. Despite the fact that Mr. West produced a number of hits for The Roc before CD dropped, I was never very fascinated with the man until his first single dropped, and I realized that the guy who produced H to the Izzo was a lot more interesting that I could’ve ever imagined. It helped that he was wearing a giant teddy bear mascot on his cover, because you don’t see that much in rap music, unless you consider Danger Mouse to be a prominent force in rap music (and I really don’t).

You’ve seen everyone and their indie-listening mother talk about this album since the clean version sprung a leak (ayo) a week ago, and I feel like my opinion is not even genuinely necessary. For the last three or four albums I reviewed (Bastard, The Appeal, Flockaveli, Rain In England), I was covering an album rather early that has a niche audience on the internet; as popular as Gucci Time maybe on the radio (and it’s really not), he still has a snug spot with the rest of the internet rap darlings that can’t go gold. Kanye is different; Kanye has, in the past six years, become the most important figure in pop music. Maybe Jay-Z and Eminem have sold more than him, maybe more little girls flock to Wayne and Drake’s music, but there’s no denying that Kanye is the most relevant artist of this generation, whose influence reaches across virtually every genre in existence. This is his grand statement; the album that solidifies his spot as the Bloody King With A Sword Through His Head envisioned on one of his five album covers.

You don’t need to hear me try to gather enough wit to genuinely convey how I feel about My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, and try give it the justice it’s due. You can go elsewhere, and find a far more articulate, and adventurous take on Kanye’s magnum opus. But before you do, I ask you a favor; grab the best pair of headphones you can, and submerge yourself in the experience that is MBDTF. Go into this album without any corrupted expectations, and here it for what its purpose is supposed to be; artistry in its purest form. An album that probably would’ve never been green-lit by a label like Def Jam if it weren’t for Kanye’s name involved, and an album that quite frankly couldn’t have been orchestrated by anyone else in 2010. You don’t fucking need Detox, people; Kanye West is our true OCD-laden, frustratingly brilliant perfectionist.

At a time when breaking the rules of commercial rap will get you great publication on the internet (Lil B, OFWGKTA, Waka Flocka Flame), but will likely never be heard from anyone outside of hardcore rap-circles, Kanye’s album stands out as the one that may not just open the flood-gates, but completely obliterate them in the process. 808s and Heartbreak left the Drake and the Cudi’s of the world run rampant, but despite its sonic similarities to its predecessor, MBDTF turns that entire sub-genre of hip-hop that Kanye brought to the popularity on its head. Not only is gangsta rap represented in great form here (Pusha T, Raekwon, a reinvigorated Jay-Z, and Rick Ross all make at least one appearance here, and all of them deliver), but the production is something else entirely. Dark keys are present everywhere, but most specifically on the album’s lead single, Runaway, which defines the rest of this album like all good Kanye singles tend to. Runaway now runs at a nine minute length, featuring an extended intro, the LOOK ATCHA’s that were present at the VMA’s, and three-minute long vocoder (not autotune) solo that closes out the song on a flabbergasting note. It’s an epic, certainly, but one could argue that it’s entirely too long with the additional solo that ends the song. It’s hard to say; some of these songs feel like they should be too long, but everything almost feels seamless. Almost.

There are few negatives on the album, but they are there, and most of them can be solely contributed to elements that were added after the songs were finished. Despite the fact that I’m a fan of Ricky’s verse on Devil In A New Dress, I feel like his additional verse and the guitar solo proceeding it are unnecessary, despite the fact that they don’t really damper the song. It’s just that the G.O.O.D. Friday version had us kinda spoiled, and I think most of us were waiting for an end to the story Kanye was telling, and he kinda lives us on a cliff hanger. Ricky drops a flawless sixteen, but it doesn’t really fit the nature of the song. Then there’s Blame Game..

Blame Game is easily one of the most emotionally provoking songs you’re going to hear all year. Between John Legend’s black Elton John (who appears on piano on All The Lights, no less) impersonation and the sprinkling pianos keys, this song is essentially the perfect counterpart to Runaway (fitting since both apparently featured a Pusha verse originally, although he’s nowhere to be found on Blame Game now). Kanye tells a story on the song much like all the stories found on this song, about sex and betrayal. This is kinda like Kanye’s Pinkerton, in the sense that this was an album created by a sex-obsessed asshole who’s trying to come to grips with the fact that he’s, well, a sex-obsessed asshole. Blame Game takes both sides of the story, and finds Kanye expressing his regret while maintaining that he stands firm in his decision. The ever-distraught egotist. Despite how evangelical this song is, the (admittedly hilarious) Chris Rock outro really throws the mood of the song out the window. Anyone got a version of without Mr. Rock? We need one here soon, because three minutes of Chris Rock talking about reupholstered pussies is great in any other context, but mildly annoying here.

There is also some serious rock influence here, outside of the much-discussed 21st Century Schitzoid Man-sampling. Both Hell of a Life and Gorgeous feature prominent guitar riffs, the former of which being a lot more electronic and digital, while the latter being a more organic, funk-driven affair. This isn’t surprising at all from Mr. West, as he already destroyed genre-benders with Stronger, but the amount of songs that are clearly driven and inspired by other genres sprawl across all eleven songs and interludes here (including a violin-driven interlude for All Of The Lights). Also, one thing I wanted to note that very few have so far: chopped & screwed vocals. They’re prominent on at least two songs here (Blame Game and Hell Of A Life), and with the recent revival in witchhouse and OFWGKTA songs, it’s making me wonder if slowed-tempos are gonna soon become the next autotune? Let’s hope not, because as much as I love the genre it doesn’t need that type of overexposure. It’s used very creatively and expertly here, so let’s just be thankful for that. But we all know how quick everyone is to jump on whatever Yeezy’s doing (Yeezy Taught Me).

We all know about the posse cuts, and aside from Power, those are the songs which feature the most actual rapping. Both So Appalled and Monster are great, the former posessing a highly familiar sense of Wu-isms, even beyond the small RZA guest feature. The beat sounds like something you would’ve heard on Wu-Tang Forever, and the lyrical onslaught from the four rappers involved takes this song into another echelon of great rapping. Monster is more minimalistic, but features a great opening verse from Officer Ricky (FAT MOTHERFUCKER, NOW LOOK WHO’S IN TROUBLE), as well as that Nicki Minaj verse that everybody feels they must mention at least once. Let’s just hope Pink Friday is half as interesting as her verse here. Power is still great; it’s only become more refined with age. Dark Fantasy probably features some of Kanye’s most clever lyrcism on the album though, as well as the most vintage-RZA production.

All Of The Lights is a song I thought I’d hate, but there’s no way you can. Despite the giant monster-mash of crooners, this song still manages to seam effortlessly, even if it could’ve used a little more Tudda. The same can be said of the album’s closer, Lost In The World, which samples Bon Iver’s Woods and also features the lead singer himself. Unlike most Kanye albums that end on a triumphant note (Last Call), arrogant note (Late), homage to inspirations (Big Brother), or somber, will I ever love again? pondering (Coldest Winter), this one just sorta ends.. drifting into an interlude that asks Who Will Survive In America. Rather Based.

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is an excursion, a journey into the mind of a clearly damaged human-being who is still struggling to come to grips with how much of an asshole he is at thirty-five, but is closer to accepting it with each breath he takes, no matter how much it pains him. He’s finding some comfort in it now; he may not be drowning himself in liquor like he was in 2009, but he’s still hiding beneath all the excess that comes with being Kanye West. That’s the general theme and execution of MBDTF; it’s excess, and just like Kanye, we’re all bathing in it on this album. But beneath all the escargot and Kaws sculptures, the Versace sofas and paintings of the Mona Lisa, there’s a man who will probably never find happiness again. I don’t think we’d ever have it any other way.

Thank you, Kanye.

When I see that nigga, I’mma thank him! I’mma buy the album, I’mma download that motherfucker, I’mma shoot a bootlegger! That’s how good I feel about that nigga.

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Kanye West (feat. Pusha T, CyHi Da Prynce, Big Sean & J. Cole) - Looking For Trouble (G.O.O.D. Music, 2010)
God, I don’t like this, at all. This is among my least favorite G.O.O.D. Fridays yet, next to the eponymous G.O.O.D. Friday which essentially featured the same roster, minus J. Cole. The beat is pretty terrible; it sounds nearly identical to Cam’ron’s far superior Bubble Music, just on a smaller scale, with worse sound quality, that almost sounds like it was recorded in a cavern. Kanye, like most G.O.O.D. Fridays, gets little breathing room, and the guests are left to carry the track. Both Pusha and CyHi do decent enough, but they can’t salvage the beat. I already touched on how I feel about the Big Sean feature - fuck a J. Cole. I don’t care how much hate that generates, but that dude is easily one of the most uninteresting rappers I’ve heard since, erm, Big Sean. How do these blogs pick out the guys they’re gonna dickride anyway? Oh yeah, it depends on if Jay-Z or Kanye sign them, or what designer backpack they use to carry their spraypaint cans in for tagging park bences.
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Kanye West (feat. Pete Rock, Jay-Z, Charlie Wilson, Curtis Mayfield & Kid Cudi) - The Joy (G.O.O.D. Music, 2010)
I’m aware that the Curtis Mayfield sample brought about a bit of controversy, but frankly, I don’t give a shit about all that political stuff, I care about the music. Pete Rock’s beat here is majestic; chopped-up soul with a rolling bass line, creating an instrumental on par with some of the best shit released this year. It’s just so smooth, carrying about a sense of elegance with it that’s rarely seen in hip-hop anymore. Kanye actually gets two verses on this, and for once it feels like it’s his show; Hov joins in on the third verse, but he can’t steal Kanye’s thunder. This beat deserves hennessey/a bad bitch and a bag of weed, the holy trinity/in the mirror where I see my only enemy/your life’s cursed? well mine’s an obscenity
This should be the first single from Watch The Throne, although I get the feeling that sample-clearances’ll prevent it from even reaching that project.

Kanye West (feat. Pusha T, CyHi Da Prynce, Big Sean & J. Cole) - Looking For Trouble (G.O.O.D. Music, 2010)

God, I don’t like this, at all. This is among my least favorite G.O.O.D. Fridays yet, next to the eponymous G.O.O.D. Friday which essentially featured the same roster, minus J. Cole. The beat is pretty terrible; it sounds nearly identical to Cam’ron’s far superior Bubble Music, just on a smaller scale, with worse sound quality, that almost sounds like it was recorded in a cavern. Kanye, like most G.O.O.D. Fridays, gets little breathing room, and the guests are left to carry the track. Both Pusha and CyHi do decent enough, but they can’t salvage the beat. I already touched on how I feel about the Big Sean feature - fuck a J. Cole. I don’t care how much hate that generates, but that dude is easily one of the most uninteresting rappers I’ve heard since, erm, Big Sean. How do these blogs pick out the guys they’re gonna dickride anyway? Oh yeah, it depends on if Jay-Z or Kanye sign them, or what designer backpack they use to carry their spraypaint cans in for tagging park bences.

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Kanye West (feat. Pete Rock, Jay-Z, Charlie Wilson, Curtis Mayfield & Kid Cudi) - The Joy (G.O.O.D. Music, 2010)

I’m aware that the Curtis Mayfield sample brought about a bit of controversy, but frankly, I don’t give a shit about all that political stuff, I care about the music. Pete Rock’s beat here is majestic; chopped-up soul with a rolling bass line, creating an instrumental on par with some of the best shit released this year. It’s just so smooth, carrying about a sense of elegance with it that’s rarely seen in hip-hop anymore. Kanye actually gets two verses on this, and for once it feels like it’s his show; Hov joins in on the third verse, but he can’t steal Kanye’s thunder. This beat deserves hennessey/a bad bitch and a bag of weed, the holy trinity/in the mirror where I see my only enemy/your life’s cursed? well mine’s an obscenity

This should be the first single from Watch The Throne, although I get the feeling that sample-clearances’ll prevent it from even reaching that project.

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Kanye West & Pusha T - Funkmaster Flex Freestyle

Tudda and Pusha Ton lost their fucking minds on this, especially the younger Thornton. Pusha finally addressed why Malice is nowhere to be found (he found religion), while talking about how he re-ups sipping java. We need that mixtape/album from Pusha soon; ever since signing with G.O.O.D. Music, his career has been re-invigorated as Kanye’s right hand man. We need to get that solo project now while he’s at his hottest.

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Albums That Changed My Life [Musically]

So, I get really bored sometimes, and need to fill my mind with useless, trivial bullshit so it can interfere with the far more serious, yet far less uplifting thoughts that should be genuinely occupying it at that point in time. Usually, that vast amount of garbage I know is the music that’s helped shape me into the person (both sonically and personally, for better and worse) I am today. There really isn’t much that ties a lot of this together, other than the fact it’s had such a significant impact on my conscience. If you care to read forward (ie. my opinion intrigues you, and your life is as equally dull and unimpressive as mine), hit the jump for some of the weirdest albums to ever be tossed into a singular group.

None of this is in order, and I only applied one rule, which is artists are allowed two albums (maximum) on here. There’s something for everyone!

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